Hi everey1 2 3 4.................
The thing m joltin down is my journey in d campus placements. I hv nw gt placed in Capgemini [however Donno its correct pronounciation ;)] . Jst go through d Exciment.
Story starts bk when d first company came in d coleg, TCS. i got thru d apti , ws very lucky though. Then d Ti and Pi was scheduled on other day. they cald us at 8am in mornin and when my turn came fr d Ti it was 4pm, very frusted and tired i enterd in d prediator's cel(tats what i cn cal it) with a fake smile.
intrwer :hello, plz hav a seat, hw do u feel nw?
m:Exhausted!!!!
i:so wanna dring water(Pointing towards d bisleri botl kept on his table).
m:(with a grinning smile)sir, the Bottle is empty. its k fr me.
i:(amused by my answ, nw strtd lookin toward d door )so, tel me about yourslf?
m:(confidently,jst strtd flowiing like "d nose when v get cough and cold")M a bit cheerful and a lot naughty boy.(sudden stop as d intrw jst intrptd0
i:(Confused and curious, nw staring at me as "a vulture on his prey")what do u mean by "naughty".
m:(casuallly) i crack jokes at people and my friends.
i:so u wud go out and crack jokes on me 2.
m: Obviously!
i:(shocked)what????
m:(simling)Obviously not sir!!!!
this is d point wen he strtd d series of technical ques, i answerd a few, then it ws over.
and den d result came, and guess what i gt cleared.
then ws myHR round .
it ws 6pm in my clock and i was unrestlessly waitin fr my i had 2 look fr my shoes which 1 of my friend took away frm me fr his HR bt he nevr came, here i go in wearing a sandle ,there were 2 persons a guy (lokin totally frustated)and a lady (in a yellow salwar) and d story reveils as
HR:hav a seat.
me: gud evenin , thank you.
HR:(frowned as if had a fight with his wife ) tell me bout urslf.
me:sir i m ---- (suddenly intrupted)
HR:u know what is entropy of universe.
me:(Confused )sir...i m very poor at thermodynamics.
HR:k. whic book u referd fr c programin.
me: kanitkar.
HR:then he threw atleast 10 names of author for C programing, 1 by 1 and i kept saying no no no no...
ans then some more ws asked which i tried 2 answer.
and it ws over.
then d result came in @11pm @ the same nite,they selected 213 students frm our coleg (really feel they brought trucks with them 2 take d peoples). and i ws left to wait fr d next shipment..
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plz do write sm comments as what i hav shared i sreally a true story nt a fake buzz
The thing m joltin down is my journey in d campus placements. I hv nw gt placed in Capgemini [however Donno its correct pronounciation ;)] . Jst go through d Exciment.
Story starts bk when d first company came in d coleg, TCS. i got thru d apti , ws very lucky though. Then d Ti and Pi was scheduled on other day. they cald us at 8am in mornin and when my turn came fr d Ti it was 4pm, very frusted and tired i enterd in d prediator's cel(tats what i cn cal it) with a fake smile.
intrwer :hello, plz hav a seat, hw do u feel nw?
m:Exhausted!!!!
i:so wanna dring water(Pointing towards d bisleri botl kept on his table).
m:(with a grinning smile)sir, the Bottle is empty. its k fr me.
i:(amused by my answ, nw strtd lookin toward d door )so, tel me about yourslf?
m:(confidently,jst strtd flowiing like "d nose when v get cough and cold")M a bit cheerful and a lot naughty boy.(sudden stop as d intrw jst intrptd0
i:(Confused and curious, nw staring at me as "a vulture on his prey")what do u mean by "naughty".
m:(casuallly) i crack jokes at people and my friends.
i:so u wud go out and crack jokes on me 2.
m: Obviously!
i:(shocked)what????
m:(simling)Obviously not sir!!!!
this is d point wen he strtd d series of technical ques, i answerd a few, then it ws over.
and den d result came, and guess what i gt cleared.
then ws myHR round .
it ws 6pm in my clock and i was unrestlessly waitin fr my i had 2 look fr my shoes which 1 of my friend took away frm me fr his HR bt he nevr came, here i go in wearing a sandle ,there were 2 persons a guy (lokin totally frustated)and a lady (in a yellow salwar) and d story reveils as
HR:hav a seat.
me: gud evenin , thank you.
HR:(frowned as if had a fight with his wife ) tell me bout urslf.
me:sir i m ---- (suddenly intrupted)
HR:u know what is entropy of universe.
me:(Confused )sir...i m very poor at thermodynamics.
HR:k. whic book u referd fr c programin.
me: kanitkar.
HR:then he threw atleast 10 names of author for C programing, 1 by 1 and i kept saying no no no no...
ans then some more ws asked which i tried 2 answer.
and it ws over.
then d result came in @11pm @ the same nite,they selected 213 students frm our coleg (really feel they brought trucks with them 2 take d peoples). and i ws left to wait fr d next shipment..
.......................................................................................................................
plz do write sm comments as what i hav shared i sreally a true story nt a fake buzz
